|I'm thinking of switching careers...
||[Jan. 9th, 2006|08:53 am]
|||||Meat Beat Manifesto - Phone Calls From The Dead||]|
I think I may have really found my pot-of-gold career...
Think about it, I could steal thousands of cardboard boxes from McDonald's dumpsters, OfficeMax dumpsters, and PornShop dumpsters. And sell them to the homeless.
For just one beggar's cup full of change, they can own an all star house, like 50 Cent's. Hell, these cardboard gems could even be featured on MTV's Cribs.
Best of all, you don't even have to pay for the wallpaper. Mickey D's boxes come with their own frycartons and sandwich wrappers, and discarded mayonaise to use as adhesive. OfficeMax boxes have advertisement papers and some discarded glue for adhesive. And PornShop boxes come with free posters of nude women.... however you probably won't want to use the adhesive that cums with that package.
Order HoboRealty today, and make me rich!