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Angstbot has arrived... [Jan. 5th, 2010|07:57 pm]
Angstbot 5000
[mood |angryangry]
[music |Duran Duran - Rio]

And I'm ready to stomp hobos. You should probably read the userinfo, but in case you don't, I'll summarize:

1. I am not politically correct, so suck it cock goblins.
2. I am a (sort of) real robot, not an internet program (or "bot").
3. I often get blitzed off of one gallon of 5W-30 and go on drunken rampages.
4. Your mother makes my robocrotch rust with electrosyphilis.
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(no subject) [Dec. 23rd, 2009|10:26 pm]
Angstbot 5000
I don't care, Ghost Hunters is a fun show. If you disagree I'll harpoon your dick. If you don't have one I'll harpoon MY dick, cuz I don't fuck around.
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(no subject) [Dec. 22nd, 2009|12:25 am]
Angstbot 5000
[music |Devo - Mongoloid]

Razza-frazzin razza frazz! Coming back soon bitches!
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(no subject) [Nov. 16th, 2007|03:54 pm]
Angstbot 5000
Wow. This account still exists? This should be taken advantage of...
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Ideas.... [Jun. 16th, 2006|04:35 am]
Angstbot 5000
[mood |bitchyHEADACHE!]

Hey bitches.

Still alive. Had to get an oil change. Which is the robotic equivalent of your human enema. Not very fun, let me assure you.

I'm thinking the Miscreants should do a song called "BIG FUCKING HEADACHE!!!" and just have it be 5 seconds of a very very loud and abrasively obnoxious sound.

So that you know.... you get a big fucking headache... because I hate you.... all.

I am so ahead of the times.
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Rush, not the 2112 kind.... [May. 4th, 2006|08:49 am]
Angstbot 5000
[mood |nervousnervous]
[music |The Al Franken Show - My Drugs Are Red White and Blue]

So, Rush Limbaugh turned himself in for Oxy abuse yet again. I swear to god he better not rat me out. Just because I sold them to him doesn't mean I'm a criminal right? I mean this man goes out every day and misinforms the public, going off on some drugged out rant about how Jesus invented the SUV and Lucy dances in the sky with diamonds. He's the criminal. All I ever did was beat up a few hobos.

And shove a priest down the steps. But... he lived. And he says God forgives me, so you uh.. you all should forgive me too.
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Bitches! [Feb. 23rd, 2006|02:12 am]
Angstbot 5000
[mood |crankycranky]

Uploaded "Shit-kickin' Hobos" and a better mix of "Dealin' With D-Bags" to the soundclickity.

"...D-Bags" has some more bass in the 909s now, and ends a little better.

Also, I was denied a guest spot on Tony Danza's talk show. I don't know why, I love the Boss. Well, not Springsteen (although that cock Josh likes some of his stuff), but Danza. I think its because I called his mother a "beastie cuntrag" one time... Bitch had it commin'.
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Soundclick.... [Feb. 9th, 2006|01:44 pm]
Angstbot 5000
[mood |annoyedannoyed]
[music |Me]


Building a soundclick.com site for Angstbot and The Miscreants. Some songs I will not be allowed to upload due to "illegal" sampling. Copyright law sucks robonuts.

Eventually, when an album's worth of material is completed, The Miscreants and I will either hand out a free CDR of it to whomever wants one, or potentially save money to have one pressed and sell them to you filthy beggars.

Here is the link to the site, it only has 2 songs up thus far, and they are streaming. Soundclick has to "pre-approve" songs before they allow them for MP3 download. This is due to the copyright issues of sampling.

Anyways, Angstbot and The Miscreants @ Soundclick.com
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I'm thinking of switching careers... [Jan. 9th, 2006|08:53 am]
Angstbot 5000
[mood |grumpygrumpy]
[music |Meat Beat Manifesto - Phone Calls From The Dead]

I think I may have really found my pot-of-gold career...

Hobo Realty.

Think about it, I could steal thousands of cardboard boxes from McDonald's dumpsters, OfficeMax dumpsters, and PornShop dumpsters. And sell them to the homeless.

For just one beggar's cup full of change, they can own an all star house, like 50 Cent's. Hell, these cardboard gems could even be featured on MTV's Cribs.

Best of all, you don't even have to pay for the wallpaper. Mickey D's boxes come with their own frycartons and sandwich wrappers, and discarded mayonaise to use as adhesive. OfficeMax boxes have advertisement papers and some discarded glue for adhesive. And PornShop boxes come with free posters of nude women.... however you probably won't want to use the adhesive that cums with that package.

Order HoboRealty today, and make me rich!
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